Do You Have Any Monkey?

Moderately Grumpy Scientist

Part-Time Rapscallion

This is a blog. It's my blog. I'm here to post whatever floats my boat. Sometimes I'm serious, but usually not. I like answering questions and making lists. I'm pretty easy to get along with, or at least that's what people tell me. Perhaps, I'm just boring.

I like a number of things from cartoons to science to Wes Bentley and Cirque du Soleil. I'd label my blog as something, but...well, you know.

I like to draw, but don't expect me to put up much on here. Maybe if you ask me nicely.

tempurafriedhappiness:

"She always had that look of otherness, of eyes that see things much too far, and of thoughts that wander off the edge of the world." - Joanne Harris

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konpozaa:

hey look i drew fanart of that one evil chuck-e-cheese game everyone’s been playing
does chuck-e-cheese even exist anymore? i don’t know but the scariest thing that happened to me there was i got stuck on a really tame ride once at the very top because my seatbelt came loose and i cried because i thought i was going to jail
in other news I’m so proud of that pizza background you DON’T EVEN KNOW

konpozaa:

hey look i drew fanart of that one evil chuck-e-cheese game everyone’s been playing

does chuck-e-cheese even exist anymore? i don’t know but the scariest thing that happened to me there was i got stuck on a really tame ride once at the very top because my seatbelt came loose and i cried because i thought i was going to jail

in other news I’m so proud of that pizza background you DON’T EVEN KNOW

scissor-happy:

Good morning 💕 people have been asking to see all the different tones - there’s a dark turquoise, light turquoise, wild orchid, magenta, and purple. 😊 #stylinalyssa #pravana #pravanavivids #manicpanic #colorist #btcpics

scissor-happy:

Good morning 💕 people have been asking to see all the different tones - there’s a dark turquoise, light turquoise, wild orchid, magenta, and purple. 😊 #stylinalyssa #pravana #pravanavivids #manicpanic #colorist #btcpics

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orientaltrading:

real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

Omg I haven’t seen this in ages

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rhamphotheca:

Only Kinda Racist? Try Diet Racism!

Do you think it’s only fair that there be a White History Month? Then we’ve got the soda for you!

(via: http://www.collegehumor.com)

make me chooseskunkstripebros asked the lion king or the lion king 2?

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criminalballoon:

nononcrackuzure:

halodudette:

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dioburandou:

pleae swatch thi sthis is my absolute favourite video please

sHIT

How in the fuck does this work so well?

I was nOT ready for tha t

MY BODY WAS NOT READY

orlandofox:

mini-tuffs:

Five nights at Freddy’s in general

I can’t get over Freddy’s legs here

orlandofox:

mini-tuffs:

Five nights at Freddy’s in general

I can’t get over Freddy’s legs here

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baara:

baara:

i think ive posted this before but who cares this is quality humor

indikos:

burned my hand curling my hair today

worth it

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Sketchbook: Go and collect some leaves and sticks, and arrange them into your favorite color!
Red Guy: Blue!
Bird Guy: Red!
Yellow Guy: Green!
Sketchbook: Green is not a creative color!
Yellow Guy:
Yellow Guy: I came out tonight to have a good time and I am honestly feeling so attacked right now
likeafieldmouse:

Kevin van Aelst

likeafieldmouse:

Kevin van Aelst